Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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