He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Randomize
