We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Randomize
