Your tits are I can't wait for
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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