so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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