did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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