he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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