I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
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