the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
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