So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Holy sore nipples Batman
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
