Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
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