He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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