I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
No...this little piggys going to the bar
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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