My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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