their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
Randomize