remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
it glows. i had to have it.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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