Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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