I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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