windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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