dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Just pee around me
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Randomize
