YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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