i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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