I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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