I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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