we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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