Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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