is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
time to smoke my breakfast
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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