Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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