I feel like abortions should bother me more
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Randomize
