Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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