yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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