her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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