you guys were way drunker than both of me
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Randomize
