do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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