But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
It's blow job season.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Randomize
