Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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