covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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