All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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