THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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