"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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