Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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