we made out on top of his cat.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
false alarm, still single
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