White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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