tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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