Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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