I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
Randomize
