I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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