discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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