Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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