Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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