how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
The adults are the big ones right?
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