everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
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