We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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