i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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