We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
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